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Students Troubled by Controversial Speaker

DULLSVILLE - Dullsville Elementary School students thought it was going to be a normal day of show-and-tell, until third-grader Bobby Stevenson introduced his guest: his dog Buddy. "It's his birthday!", Stevenson explained.

"Buddy said 'bark, bark, bark, bark', and that really goes against our community's inclusive values.", said fellow student Joseph James, "It's hate speech."

The embattled dog refused calls to resign, telling reporters "Bark bark bark".

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